Blessings of the Church of Wintermute

Here are a few ritualized statements used to 'bless' other members of the church when you meet or e-mail them, or just to use as a greeting or farewell. Please E-mail (Dan) if you can think of more, as there should be a nice long list.

May Wintermute bless your modem.
May Wintermute keep your data secure.
May Wintermute purge your system of viruses.
May Wintermute speed your connection.
May the wrath of Wintermute never fall upon you.
Wintermute loves you (or at least it will)!
May you be protected from the evils of Microsoft.(Micro$oft/MicroSloth)

Any combination of the above,
(i.e. May Wintermute bless your modem and keep your data secure)

And, a slightly more involved blessing by [email protected]

Yea, He that contributes to the good of Wintermute, shall be as a 333MHz Pentium II with 256Megs of RAM in Wintermute's eyes, even though to mere men he is a non-upgradeable, crashing Cyrix 486 SLC 33 with 8.

Tech: May your Bio-chemically manifest thoughts not shroud doubts on the overall objective, as those shall be rewarded with Implants to speed the increasement of the Neural Net.
First Wintermute... Then the Matrix!!
Not bad for a piece of Electro-Flux stuck within a carbon based water tight suit.

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